When trying to anticipatorily and prophylactically
beat a contempt of Congress charge, make sure that before the hearing you tell
your lawyer to sit right down next to you regardless of the location of his
required seat, and make sure to tell him to get thrown out for disruption of
the proceedings by compulsively talking non-stop while unrecognized. That way,
you have a shot at invalidating the subsequent proceedings by later claiming “ineffective assistance of counsel”...
Oh... Wait a minute...
That
may not make any difference, though, if you Take Five one hundred and eleven
(111) times and fail to answer any of the questions.
